Moaning!
Moaning people, they should be quiet, shouldn’t they! They should shut up! They are as boring as sorting out Caravan insurance and everything wrong about the
Come on now, nobody thinks that moaners are bad, do they? (Although I do strongly believe that if we taxed moaners then we’d be instantly out of debt…) The truth is very different: everyone loves a good moaner. Listening to them is addictive.
For me, nothing cures my bad mood better than sitting behind a moaner on the bus. It’s just magical–The more negative they get, the happier about my own life I become. And if you get a really experienced moaner, well, then, you my friend are in luck.
As everyone knows, there are different kinds of moaners, and different degrees of quality: you have the amateurs who don’t know how to get their point across, the ones who get in such a huff that they threaten to spontaneously combust, and, finally, the professional moaners who make it their life’s work to moan about anything and everything, no matter how small. That’s why I believe moaning should be taught at school…we just seem to have a natural talent for it and why should we waste it? In fact, If I was in charge then I’d have a world moaning championships. I’d like to see the other countries beat us at that!